Santa Claus tak datang

Semalam gua punya la excited tunggu Santa Klos datang bagi hadiah. Gua dah gantung stokin keliling rumah susun baik-baik siap spray perfume Calvin Klein. Mahal giler gua beli (malas nak sebut harga). Gua bajet kaw-kaw duit gaji gua bulan lepas sebab nak beli perfume nih. Gua berjaga tak tidur sampai sekarang tapi Santa Klos tak datang-datang jugak. Terbantut niat gua nak curi rusa dia. Ke Santa Klos sekarang ni naik tren je? Ada pulak tren jalan pagi-pagi buta!

Takpe la. Nak buat camane, Santa Klos taknak bagi hadiah kat budak besar macam gua ni. Gua cuma nak bagitau, gua nak benda ni je....



Ho Ho Ho
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes,
Lucy wants a squeezie doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
Oh, this list is rather long,

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Hey now Santa I'm writing to you,
Cos there's alot of cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty but cut me some slack,
Cos there's alot of cool shit I want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front,
I waaaaaaant,
A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,

I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,
I want all of the Beatles copyrights,
I want to chop Florida off the map,
I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,

So there you go Santa theres my christmas list,
Thats all the cool shit I want,
But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed,
There's still alot of cool shit I want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A time machine and a BB gun,
I waaaaaaant,
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun,
I waaaaaaant,
To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,
I waaaaaaant,
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,

There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree,
That there's some really cool shit I want,
I know I've been naughty but I guarantee,
That I deserve every single one,

So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I know I've been naughty but life aint nice-a,
PS I still-a need some more shit-a,

I waaaaaaant,
A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,
I waaaaaaant,
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
I waaaaaaant,
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,
I waaaaaaant,
All the cool shit I want!


Tahun depan kalau lu tak datang, gua pergi rumah lu Santa Klos!

5 Komentar untuk "Santa Claus tak datang"

kah3.....cian nye..xpe2...nnt ein request kat santa 2 suh g rumah kamu eh...


p/s : thn ni santa kena cirit birit r...2 yg dia x dtg...wakaka

mintak merepek2 tu pasal santa malas layan ko... gila punya olang! gantung plang setoken busuk... euw~

@ein: tula pasal. kesian kt gua kn?

@army4war: gua mintak bende simple je tu. kate santa klos, mesti bleh bg ape yg kite mintak kn? nmpk sgt santa x best. harap perot je besar. cuma gua dengki dgn janggut die je. nmpk cool. siyes gua dengki..

Siapa suruh kau tak tidur, Santa Claus segan dengan kau mungkin.

nyanyi rock sgt sampai pekak sekejap santa. trus ta jadi dtg

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